Cork Jazz Weekend, 22–26 Oct: 745 sets, 76 venues, one crew plan. See how it works

Nights out,
taken far too seriously.

Barrmin tracks your pace, your splits and whose round it is, then files a full performance report. Sports science, minus the science.

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Free  ·  18+  ·  Cork and Dublin circuits loaded  ·  Out 15 October
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Saturday Session · CorkREPORT #0412
5Pubs completed
4:12Time on feet
2.1Pace, pints/hr
  1. 1The Oval0:42
  2. 2Sin É0:31 PB
  3. 3Mutton Lane Inn1:05
  4. 4The Shelbourne1:20
  5. 5Kebab, Washington StHit the wall

Coach's verdict: Strong first half. Lost the group at the chipper.

01 — The kit

Your night out,
over-analysed.

Professional athletes get GPS vests, split times and a sports scientist. You get Barrmin, which is the same thing if you squint: it plans the route, keeps the squad together, logs every split, and compares the race plan with what actually happened.

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Circuits
Curated pub routes for Cork and Dublin, routes other people built, or one Barrmin generates from where you're standing. The stops arrive in order. The group rarely does.
Routes: worth repeating
02
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Pub Detection
Barrmin suggests the venue you're standing in. If it guesses wrong, manual search lets you correct the record.
Fallback: manual dignity
03
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Rounds & Damage
Track the round, the spend, and the precise moment someone began explaining that money is “just energy.”
Discipline: monitored
04
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Quotes & Photos
Preserve quotes, photos, and other material evidence before the defence starts using phrases like “taken out of context.”
Context: denied
05
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Live Group Map
Everyone on the night sees everyone else, and nobody outside it does. Useful for coordination, accountability, and identifying who has wandered off with confidence.
Whereabouts: approximate
06
✓
The Report
Every night becomes a report: where you went, how long it took, what it cost, and how the plan compared with what actually happened.
Plan: abandoned
02 — Live session

One map.
The whole group.

During the night, Barrmin keeps the vital signs: the current venue, the route, whose round it is, the financial damage, the quotes, the photos, and late entries filed under “I forgot to log that.” It is basically a fitness app, if your fitness app counted pints as reps and quietly suggested a kebab.

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Currently at
Venue identified. The group denies this was the intended destination.
↻
Rounds tracker
Round evasion monitored. Sudden trips to the bathroom may be reviewed.
€
Damage estimate
Cost of the night calculated. Emotional damage available separately.
Barrmin live session screen
Barrmin Circuits screen
03 — The report

Your coach has
been notified.

Barrmin turns the night into a report: part route map, part race analysis, part evidence bundle for claims beginning with “it's just around the corner.”

1
Plan versus reality. Barrmin compares where you said you were going with where you went. The findings are rarely flattering.
2
Analysis generated. Barrmin studies your form like race footage, then concludes the main issue may have been your personality.
3
Quotes preserved. Barrmin archives the quote of the night before plausible deniability gets involved.
4
Live feed contained. Only approved teammates get the live feed. The wider public receives the recap once the facts have had a lie down.
Barrmin night report with the route on a map
Barrmin Circuits screen
18+
Adults only
0
Qualified doctors
1
Personality issue
∞
Receipts retained
04 — Reviews

Five stars from everyone involved. Allegedly.

Reviews are fictional. The liver has not been consulted.

★★★★★
“Finally, someone is tracking his splits. Unfortunately it's me.”
His liverHas asked to be substituted
★★★★★
“He said it was two minutes away. The app said 1.3 km.”
The group chatNo longer takes his directions
★★★★☆
“Says I never bought a round. I have lodged an appeal.”
ConorAppeal pending since August
★★★★★
“Footfall up at 1 a.m. Every report ends here.”
The chipperOfficial recovery partner
★☆☆☆☆
“Nobody asked me.”
Your mamWill be told eventually
05 — FAQ

Frequently asked.

Yes, in the same way a pub quiz is an exam. Barrmin tracks your route, pace, splits, rounds, spend, quotes and photos, then analyses the night like race footage. No coach has ever recommended it.
Yes. Group nights use a code or an in-app invite. Approved teammates can join the file, appear in the route, and contribute evidence against themselves.
Location suggests the current pub. Manual search remains available for basements, bad signal, and venues with the cartographic presence of a witness protection scheme.
Only approved teammates. Barrmin does not support live stalking, amateur surveillance, or partners asking “where are you now?”
Yes. Barrmin supports soft drinks, food, quotes, photos, and the crucial role of remembering where everyone left their dignity.
You get a report: the route, the timings, the quotes, the photos, and several findings your group may appeal emotionally.
Nothing. Barrmin is free to download and use.
Email will@barrmin.com. A human reads it. You can also report a person or a circuit from inside the app, and delete your account at any time.
Out now

Pick a route. Bring the squad.
Read the report.

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